A friend came home today asking if I’d like to go on a walk with him, then this happened:
Me: No, if you want to go somewhere we can take the bus
Friend: I just want to walk, to keep fit.
Me: Why don’t you walk on the treadmill in AC? It tells you the number of calories you’ve burnt.
Friend: A treadmill is a simulated environment, it doesn’t give you the fun of walking outdoors. Besides, it’s so nice outside.
Me *grudgingly tugging myself behind him, cursing my mum for forcing me into this ‘walk’*
Friend: Cheer up! Look at the scenery. Doesn’t it make you introspective? Dubai has changed so much.
Me *looking at scenery*: * flowers-buildings-flowers-buildings-flowers-flowers-flowers-MALL* Let’s walk in the mall. It’s the biggest mall in the world, that’s a lot of walking space. Also, carrying the shopping bags around will be good weight training.
Friend: Don’t be silly. Look at all these nice people exercising. Don’t they motivate you?
Me: Yes. They motivate me to go shopping for a better sports bra. Do you think she’s wearing Victoria’s Secret?
Friend *exasperated*: Don’t feel bad, but I don’t think I want to go for walks with you anymore.
Me: Aw, don’t say that. I respect your feelings ofcourse. And if my mum asks YOU decided to stop walking with ME. Now excuse me while I take a cab back home.
PS: It would really, really mean a lot to me if you gave me some feedback. Kthanksbye! 🙂